tragedyseries:

I am back and rested from ECCC 2014. Nice to meet so many fine people. This comic-illustration might be of use for those of you who find yourselves in a similar situation wishing to avoid offense.

tragedyseries:

I am back and rested from ECCC 2014. Nice to meet so many fine people. This comic-illustration might be of use for those of you who find yourselves in a similar situation wishing to avoid offense.

“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah)

doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

JUST ANNOUNCED: BBC AMERICA will premiere The Musketeers on Sunday, June 22 and has picked up the second season for 2015.

A fresh and contemporary take on the classic Alexandre Dumas characters, The Musketeers is set on the streets of seventeenth century Paris, where law and order is an idea more than a reality. In addition to being King Louis XIII’s personal bodyguards, Athos, Aramis and Porthos stand resolutely for social justice, honor, valor, love - and for the thrill of it. The 10-part first season premieres Sunday, June 22, 9:00pm ET.
Luke Pasqualino (Skins, The Borgias) stars as D’Artagnan alongside Tom Burke (Great Expectations, The Hour) as Athos, Santiago Cabrera (Merlin, Heroes) as Aramis and Howard Charles (Royal Shakespeare Company) as Porthos. Peter Capaldi (Doctor Who, The Hour, The Thick Of It), Maimie McCoy (Loving Miss Hatto), Tamla Kari (Cuckoo, The Inbetweeners Movie) and Hugo Speer (Bedlam) also star in the series.
Additionally, viewers can expect to see guest cast including JJ Feild (Captain America: The First Avenger), Vincent Regan (Snow White and the Huntsman), Ashley Walters (Inside Men), Amy Nuttall (Downton Abbey), Tara Fitzgerald (Waking the Dead), Annabelle Wallis (X-Men: First Class), Zoe Tapper (Mr Selfridge), Vinnie Jones (Snatch) and Sean Pertwee (Elementary).


doctorwho:

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

JUST ANNOUNCED: BBC AMERICA will premiere The Musketeers on Sunday, June 22 and has picked up the second season for 2015.

A fresh and contemporary take on the classic Alexandre Dumas characters, The Musketeers is set on the streets of seventeenth century Paris, where law and order is an idea more than a reality. In addition to being King Louis XIII’s personal bodyguards, Athos, Aramis and Porthos stand resolutely for social justice, honor, valor, love - and for the thrill of it. The 10-part first season premieres Sunday, June 22, 9:00pm ET.

Luke Pasqualino (Skins, The Borgias) stars as D’Artagnan alongside Tom Burke (Great Expectations, The Hour) as Athos, Santiago Cabrera (Merlin, Heroes) as Aramis and Howard Charles (Royal Shakespeare Company) as Porthos. Peter Capaldi (Doctor Who, The Hour, The Thick Of It), Maimie McCoy (Loving Miss Hatto), Tamla Kari (Cuckoo, The Inbetweeners Movie) and Hugo Speer (Bedlam) also star in the series.

Additionally, viewers can expect to see guest cast including JJ Feild (Captain America: The First Avenger), Vincent Regan (Snow White and the Huntsman), Ashley Walters (Inside Men), Amy Nuttall (Downton Abbey), Tara Fitzgerald (Waking the Dead), Annabelle Wallis (X-Men: First Class), Zoe Tapper (Mr Selfridge), Vinnie Jones (Snatch) and Sean Pertwee (Elementary).

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try

(Source: sandandglass)

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

I realized recently my judgement gets messed up more by food and juice than it does by drugs or alcohol. (x)

kagusia:

W dniu dzisiejszym, mój narzeczony obudził mnie, wołając że muszę coś zobaczyć. Zaspana podeszłam do klatki z naszymi świnkami morskimi i jakież było moje zdumienie, gdy okazało się, że zamiast dwóch nagle mamy trzy O.O Czarnuszka urodziła rano małego dzidziusia co było dla nas kompletnym zaskoczeniem. Gdy kupiliśmy ją w sklepie zoologicznym była w jednej klatce z samcem. Po kilku tygodniach wydawało nam się że przytyła oraz zaczęła się dziwnie zachowywać, więc zabraliśmy ją do weterynarza. Lekarz zrobił usg, obmacał brzuszek i powiedział, że świnka na pewno nie jest w ciąży. Czarnuszka tyła dalej (ale niezbyt dużo), kilka dni temu stała się osowiała i dużo leżała. Można było dostrzec jakieś ruchy w jej brzuszku, ale uznaliśmy, że może ją wzdęło i jeżeli jej stan się nie poprawi znowu odwiedzimy weta. A rano czekała na nas niespodzianka w postaci słodkiego maluszka, który już po kilku godzinach wesoło brykał po klatce :)

Translate:Today, my fiance woke me, saying that I need to see something. Sleepily walked into the cage of our guinea pigs, and what was my surprise when it turned out that instead of two suddenly we have three O.O Czarnuszka born little baby in the morning and it was a complete surprise to us. When we bought it at a pet store was in a cage with a male. After a few weeks, it seemed to us that put on weight and started to behave strangely, so we took her to the vet. The doctor did an ultrasound, probed the tummy and said that guinea pig is definitely not in pregnant. Czarnuszka become fatty (but not so much). A few days ago she has become listless and she lay a lot. We could see some movements in her tummy, but I’ve found that it can be bulge and we decided that if her condition does not improve, we’ll visit the vet again. And in the morning a surprise was waited for us – a sweet little guinea pig baby that after a few hours happily go around the cage :)

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

melimelishaa:

rameldrive:

avoxified:

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iM CRYING HELP

OMFG

(Source: stillgotit)